one of your favorite celebrities could be masturbating right now 

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*loses 5 lbs* I don’t see a difference

*gaines 0.003 lbs* Why did I let myself go

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Fuck men who blame women’s bad moods on their periods, or people saying that in general. Shut the fuck up. I don’t have to be bleeding out of my vagina to be pissed at your stupidity.

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*makes fun of seniors for being young* *is a senior*

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  • Parent: what does a cow say?
  • Baby: "moo!"
  • Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
  • Baby: "baah!"
  • Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
  • Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"
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